Adverts

BUY THIS! BUY THIS! BUY THIS!
But I don’t want – BUY THIS!
Why? What does it do?
YOU WANT THIS!
That doesn’t answer my question.
LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS AMAZING!
Um… you’re not making any sense.
BUY THIS! BUY THIS! BUY THIS!
What?
BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!
*End*

… well, that was convincing.